The absurdly large bird perched on the teen’s shoulders is enough to get your attention. But as they frantically try to balance themselves, you can’t help but laugh at their antics. ..
If you’re as addicted to the Mount Roulette feature as I am, having a variety of mounts that are lighter in tone can keep you riding to and from your destinations with a smile on your face – and maybe even inspire the same in your fellow Eorzeans. ..
These picks will add a bit of zest to your day, whether you’re looking to make a statement or just have some fun. With chubby cheeks, there’s no need to be shy about standing out from the crowd.
10. Fat Chocobo
The Chocobo is a magical creature that first appeared in the game FFXIV. It is a large, white, four-footed creature with a long neck and body. It has a long tail and is known for its powerful legs and speed.
Chocobo racing has been around since the release of patch 2.2 in 2014. ..
The Wings of the Dragon
Did I mention the mount music? The new album by the band called Mount Eerie is out now and it’s a must-have for fans of post-rock and shoegaze.
Two words: The dissonant trombones. ..
In the new expansion for “Heavensward,” a flying mount called Tubby was made available to players. This creature, which is originally terrestrial, captured our hearts once more as it miraculously took to the sky, aided by the feeble beating of its lil’ wings. ..
To get the Fat Chocobo Whistle, players must upgrade their Collector’s Edition of A Realm Reborn. ..
9. Dodo
The Dodo is a bird that is often considered to be goofy and ridiculous. However, despite its quirks, the Dodo is actually a very interesting bird.
The mount’s running animation is notably out of control, giving your character a look of desperation. ..
Dodo is a bird that opens its beak to pant during flight.
The Chocobo is a small, fast creature that uses its tiny wings to keep you airborne.
The Dodo is a dangerous creature that only wants to harm people who are not of its race. All races except for the Lalafell look oversized when riding on it, which may be why it tries to push them off constantly. ..
How to get the Dodo Horn: To get the Dodo Horn, you will need to find platinum-haloed sacks in Heaven-on-High.
8. Laurel Goobbue
The idea of sitting atop the head of a formerly formidable foe is outrageous. ..
The absurdity of seeing your character perched proudly above Laurel Goobbue’s terrifying toothy grin and beady eyes is clear. ..
I was on the back of a mount that had dad-bod 100% and more rolls than a Pillsbury ad. It was peak entertainment.
It flies like a kite.
FFXIV has a way of bending logic by introducing mounts that can fly in the earlier game content. ..
This one is no exception.
I bet someone at Square Enix had a lot of fun animating Laurel Goobbue’s wavy noodle arms for flight mode. ..
How to get the Laurel Goobbue Horn: Rank 7 (Trusted) with the Sylph Vendor in Little Solace, you will need to purchase the horn for 120,000gil.
7. Fatter Cat
I had no idea what I was doing.
I was greeted by a sweet meow, and out popped this chonk of a cream-colored cat lounging on the ground. ..
When Fatter Cat runs, it hops and waddles its way around the room. And when it jumps, it bounds forward with a skip in its step.
I’ve never seen a cat fly, but this is exactly how I imagine it would happen.
The Palace of the Dead theme music plays when you ride your horse around in the game. You might want to turn it off if you find it distracting.
To purchase the Fatter Cat Bugle, visit the MogStation. The bugle is available for $16.80, which is a reduction from its original price of $24. ..
6. Mikoshi
Mikoshi is a very extravagant person.
If you’re looking for a mounts that will make you look like an idiot, then look no further than these hold-on-for-dear-life mounts.
The Namazu team is so devoted to carrying you that they nearly look like one cohesive unit.
The Mikoshi mount has a special action called “Wasshoi” in which the team does a “heave-ho!” culminating in a flurry of golden air sparkles.
When Mikoshi takes flight, her friends cling to the wooden beams like flies.
One of the hostages gets tired and goes into a catatonic state if you stay suspended in the air too long.
How to get the Mikoshi Flute: To get the Mikoshi Flute, you will need to spend 20 Namazu Koban tokens after reaching rank 8 with the tribe.
5. Sabotender Emperador
The Sabotender Emperador is a rideable Gold Saucer miniature that takes in a lot of information. It’s perfect for anyone who loves Gold Saucer grinding.
You sit atop one of the cactus arms, flanked by a peppy Chocobo chick and a Moogle.
I’m not quite sure how a bouncing cactus sounds. ..
After riding this mount around in terrestrial-mode, I have a pretty good idea of what it can do. ..
When Sabotender takes off, six balloons pop out, reaching their pinnacle of nonsensical silliness. Chocobo chick even goes airborne!
How to get the Sabotender Emperador Horn: The Sabotender Emperador Horn can be purchased at the Gold Saucer for a whopping 2 million MGP.
4. Starlight Bear
Are you really listening to me?
Starlight Bear is a great choice for the holidays, as it can be used all year round. ..
When you spam the mount’s action, Starburst, an AoE that makes Starlight Bear throw exploding presents, it becomes un-bear-ably goofy. ..
This is a great gift to give during the holidays - it’s sure to bring happiness to everyone. ..
To purchase the Starlight Bear Horn, players can visit the FFXIV Online Store. ..
3. Spriggan Stonecarrier
A spriggan is a creature that lives in the forest. They are small and have long, green hair. They are also very curious and like to explore.
The creatures in the photograph look like they could be from a cross between a soot-blasted bunny and Fizzgig from The Dark Crystal.
The spriggans are a hostile creature known to collect and throw stones at players.
The only thing saving you from certain death is the basket being carried by the one behind you. ..
Spriggan Stonecarrier is an undeniably friendly creature that is also wacky. ..
The purple gems that surround you as you fly are said to be a sign of good luck. ..
To purchase the Spriggan Stonecarrier Horn, players can purchase it on the MogStation for $16.80. ..
2. Korpokkur Kolossus
Korpokkur are small, so the -Kolossus is appropriate.
The moss balls are small, and their heads are large. Their leaves are beautiful, with a water droplet resting inside.
Another Gold Saucer grind, Korpokkur seems to have had too much water, resulting in its epic size and ridiculous appearance. ..
The Firefly is a unique and beautiful toy that can be used in both terrestrial and flight modes. It does a delightful hop in terrestrial mode, and casts a luminous green glow in flight mode, propelled by a beautiful spiral wind. ..
The water droplet’s ability to stay on the leaf is baffling to me. ..
How to get the Korpokkur Kolossus Whistle: The Korpokkur Kolossus Whistle can be purchased at the Gold Saucer for a modest 750,000 MGP.
1. Adamantoise
What are your thoughts on the current state of the economy? I’m excited to introduce my top pick for this year’s economy. My top pick is a company that I believe will be a major player in the coming years. ..
I can’t remember the last time I laughed out loud, but I’m pretty sure it was at a comedy show or something. ..
But when you take a closer look, you see that the tortoise has a secret. Under the carpet, it has a hidden compartment that’s perfect for storing food. The tortoise is one of the most interesting creatures on Earth, and its secret is just as curious as its appearance.
The casual way your character sits on the bench belies an insanity that no one is prepared for when they see it.
When in flight, the Adamantoise tucks its head and limbs into its shell and begins to rapidly whirl around, fueled by fiery jet propulsions emanating from its… leg holes. ..
I am a turtle.
The cherry on top is how your character maintains their indifference while spinning.
How to get the Adamantoise Whistle: The Adamantoise Whistle can be purchased at the Gold Saucer for a reasonable 200,000 MGP.