Except for when they don’t, life is pretty good.

Some of the Devil Fruits are better than others, depending on the person’s ability to eat them.

A number of the fruit trees available at local stores are either useless, ridiculous, or have drawbacks that make them completely pointless.

I know what you might think – it depends on the user. Don’t worry – while some of these fruits are not strictly “useless,” they’ve been included because either their risk of using them is not worth the reward, or their use is limited to one very specific thing.

With that out of the way, let’s get started!

And we’re kicking off with a report on the city’s new homeless policy.

10. Spin-Spin Fruit (Guru Guru no Mi)

After Buffalo eats this fruit, he can transform any part of his body (or any item of clothing he’s wearing) into a propeller that spins fast enough to allow him to fly. ..

In a recent article, it was demonstrated more than once that anyone with any sort of strength can simply grab the propeller and stop it – something that would end in a messy way being done with a bladed propeller in real life.

Buffalo trains himself to the point where he can essentially turn into a flying cargo ship, but he’s left with absolutely zero means to defend himself - which is not a trait that pays dividends in a world full of bloodthirsty pirates and thieves. ..

9. Kilo-Kilo Fruit (Kiro Kiro no Mi)

The apple is a fruit that suffers through being an inferior version of the grape.

First and foremost, the drink has a high alcohol content which can make you feel drunk and unsteady. Additionally, it has a sour taste that can be unpleasant. Finally, it can cause you to feel dizzy and lightheaded.

Machvise’s Ton-Ton Fruit can change your weight from anywhere between one and ten thousand kilograms in the blink of an eye.

The user’s weight doesn’t seem to affect the density of the suit, meaning they have to rely on gravity as well as their own weight to make their presence felt. Miss Valentine, at her heaviest, could be shoved aside by someone with a denser suit. ..

Given the choice, the Kilo-Kilo Fruit is decidedly second best.

8. Mark-Mark Fruit (Mato Mato no Mi)

The power of suggestion.

Vander Decken IX can mark someone by touching them. Then if he touches an object with the same hand, that object flies off and hits the marked person.

It’s a great way to get your message out there and make a difference.

He’s the best sniper in the world.

The item sent by the Mark-Mark Fruit is not only dangerous, but if something gets in the way of it, it just stops it in its path.

If Decken touches anyone else with that hand while the original mark is still visible, the original mark is erased. ..

He can only store as many marks as he has hands, which means unless he can figure out how to graft on a third arm, he’s stuck with two. ..

This fruit is a powerful idea in concept only.

7. Garb-Garb Fruit (Fuku Fuku no Mi)

Kin’emon has been granted the power to turn sticks, leaves, and stones into temporary clothes with the Garb-Garb Fruit – all by placing them on a person’s head and saying “Poof”. ..

The United States has a very small number of diplomats stationed in other countries.

If you want to put a new hat on someone, be prepared for some difficulty. There may not be any suitable objects around to hold the hat in place. ..

If you’re planning on attending any events this spring, make sure to bring a new hat in case of an emergency. ..

This statement is a criticism of the clothing industry, which often relies on pre-made designs and patterns.

Which means if you want to get past someone, it might be a good idea to come up with a quick disguise. For someone who is not the most imaginative person in the world, this might be the best option.

Despite its many benefits, the ability to fly is still limited in scope. ..

6. Door-Door Fruit (Doa Do no Mi)

The Doa Doa Fruit allows Blueno to open doors anywhere. Even in the atmosphere itself, allowing travel to pocket dimensions. ..

That is the question I am asking myself as I try to figure out how this could possibly be of any use.

If you’re using the escape feature of a door to escape someone, it might not work very well because the door doesn’t close behind you.

The door does close of its own accord after a while, meaning it has no use for making permanent doors. ..

If you want to follow someone before the door’s time limit expires, there’s no way to stop them. ..

There’s also the fact that this fruit has no offensive capabilities.

In a world where fighting might be the new currency, people are already too busy fighting over the old currency.

That’s a big black mark against this fruit’s usefulness in my book. ..

5. Art-Art Fruit (Ato Ato no Mi)

This might be one of the coolest-looking effects that a fruit power has.

A new fruit has been discovered that turns everything it touches into art. Scientists are still trying to understand the mechanics behind this fruit, but they believe that it is a new form of evolution. ..

While it looks great on the surface, it has limited uses.

Where anything natural is concerned, the power makes them look like art. That’s all there is to it.

Giolla, who ate the fruit, is not going to stop getting punched in the face anytime soon. ..

When the Picasso’d pirate or Giolla herself loses consciousness or goes to sleep, the power wears off eventually.

The ability to have unnatural items/objects lose their functionality is a big plus. But it’s a case of style over substance. ..

The fruit’s effects have a delicate ability to last.

4. Wheel-Wheel Fruit (Shari Shari no Mi)

Here’s a character with a Devil Fruit power so laughable that they just flat out didn’t adapt it into the anime, and gave him a sword instead.

The Wheel-Wheel Fruit is a rare and mysterious fruit that has been spotted only a few times in the past. Scientists are still trying to figure out what it is and how to harvest it. ..

Sharinguru can turn his hands and feet into wheels, which is the long and short of it.

Sharinguru is a roller skate with arms and legs that just bounces off of anything tough.

The Wheel-Wheel Fruit is one of the few manga-specific fruits, which may give it an advantage in the competition. ..

The talking point that “talking is the best way to solve problems” comes at the expense of actually solving problems. It’s a useless mantra that does nothing but create more noise. ..

3. Berry-Berry Fruit (Beri Beri no Mi)

This power looks amazing on paper, but it’s actually quite dangerous.

Very Good can turn himself into different sized berry-like balls, which float and move independently. ..

The cost of evasion is high. It can lead to a loss of face, a reputation for being untrustworthy, and even expulsion from the community. It can also lead to a criminal record.

The berries are less impervious to blunt attacks, but are more vulnerable when faced with a sharp point.

In a world full of pirates, the user’s chance of survival is just above an ant under a large boot.

There is no turning back for anyone in this game. Whether you are the berry-balls or not, you are all going to end up with them.

If someone gets your head, it’s game over for the rest of you too.

The power is too high-risk and dangerous to be worth it, despite how fun it is.

2. Jacket-Jacket Fruit (Jake Jake no Mi)

This one falls foul to being too situational because it’s not clear what the main point is.

The Jacket-Jacket Fruit allows the user to turn into a jacket. Zipper and all, their whole body becomes a jacket.

When someone else wears the jacket, they become a tool of the jacket-person, being controlled and having their strength used.

This all sounds like a lot of fun.

The Jacket-Jacket Fruit user cannot use any powers to persuade someone to wear the jacket and then control that person – instead, the person has to willingly put the jacket on.

This rule eliminates any chance of taking control over anyone or anything.

A self-winding jacket that can’t do anything on its own. ..

This list is designed to help you defeat your opponents in fashion, not just look good.

1. Human-Human Fruit (Hito Hito no Mi)

The Human-Human Fruit is a magical fruit that turns any animal or creature who eats it into a human.

The flaw in the argument is that it relies on a faulty premise. ..

If a human eats the fruit, they stop being able to swim.

Superhuman strength and resilience are not limited to those with power. ..

I’m a normal person who suddenly can’t go to the local pool.

The fruit in the manga and anime series “One Piece” has been a source of controversy for its religious overtones. Fans of the series argue that eating the fruit grants enlightenment, while others believe that it is a symbol of power and control. ..

Some people believe that they can become something more than human by changing their mindset and adopting a new way of thinking.

This is a tongue-in-cheek answer to a question Oda didn’t have an answer to originally. In my version of events, that means this fruit is a guaranteed pick for number one on this list!